-Complete the 5000 Question Survey

Today I'll be tackling questions 50-100.

 51. Make up a definition for the following silly words...

Fruitgoogle: A loopy person, as in "Man, Jason Segel can be such a fruitgoogle."

Ambytime: Time to go for a leisurely stroll.

Asscactus: Well, you know, the state of your butt after you accidentally sit on a cactus, I guess.

52. What was the last thing you made with your own hands?
Hmm... I made our guestbook/scrapbook for the wedding; I think that was the most recent thing.

53. What was your favorite toy as a child?
My stuffed fox.  I named him Spooky Fox. He still lives with me.

54. How many TV’s are in your house?
Just one. Once we have an actual house, instead of a one-bedroom apartment, we’ll probably have one or two more.

55. What is your favorite thing to do outside?
Sit on a docked boat reading a book.

56. How do you feel when you see a rainbow?
I think, “Oh, nice!” and then go about my day.

57. Have you ever dreamt a dream that came true?
Yes, but the ones that have come true have been really mundane.

58. Have you ever been to a psychic/tarot reader?
No, but I want to! Just for fun. I actually think it’s one of my 101 items.

59. What is your idea of paradise?
My idea of paradise is constantly changing, so I’d need to be constantly moving in order to really achieve the perfect state of being.

60. Do you believe in god and if so what is he/she/it like?
Yes, I think so, but the idea is way too fuzzy to describe.

61. Do you believe in Hell?
Nope.

62. What one thing have you done that most people haven't?
I’ve got nothing. I haven’t lived the most “novel” of lives thus far, but that doesn’t mean it hasn’t been wonderful.

63. What is the kindest thing you have ever done?
Actually, I don’t want to say, because it was a random act of kindness, and talking about it takes away from the anonymity of it.  Sorry.

64. Are you a patient person?
Not at all.  But I am awesome at faking patience.

65. What holiday should exist but doesn't?
How about a holiday that all federal employees have to work, but nobody else does?

66. What holiday shouldn't exist but does?

I could do without St. Patrick’s Day.

67. What's the best joke you ever heard?
Oh, I’ve heard a lot, but they never stick.  I like:

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

To.

To who?

To whom.

68. Where is the most fun place you have EVER been?
Fun… Well, as far as FUN goes, I’m gonna go with Disney World.

69. Is your hair natural or dyed?
Natural.

70. Do you have any deep dark secrets or are you pretty much up front?
I’m almost exclusively upfront. 

71. What is under your bed right now?
Nothing, except maybe a cat.

72. If you were in the Land of Oz would you want to live there or go home?
Eh, probably go home.

73. If you drive do you frequently speed?
Yes.  Not like super-speed, but usually 5 mph over the speed limit.

74. What is the world's best song to dance to?
I’m into Madeon’s “Pop Culture” right now.

75. What song was on the last time you danced with someone?
I have a faint memory of someone at work singing a song, and me bopping around to it.  Does that count? Otherwise I danced with Matt at Jay and Laura’s wedding in October.  No idea what song was on.

76. Do you prefer Disney or Warner Brothers?
Disney.

77. What is the first animal you would run to see if you went to the zoo?
Red panda.  Love those little guys.

78. Would you consider yourself to be romantic?
Not really.

79. If the earth stopped rotating would we all fly off?
Like just halted to a stop? Yeah, I think so; that would be a really abrupt screeching halt.

80. What is the one thing that you love to do so much that you would make sacrifices to be able to do it?
Listen to music.

81. If you (and everyone) had to lose one right or freedom, but you could pick which one everyone had to lose, what would you pick?
I guess the right to bear arms, but I don’t really think I’d like to take away everyone’s rights…
82. If you had to choose would you live on the equator or at the North Pole?
The equator. I don’t like heat, but the cold at the North Pole is way too extreme.

83. Would you rather give up listening to music or watching television?
Watching TV.

84. What do you think makes someone a hero?
Selflessness.

85. What cartoon would you like to be a character in?
Daria.

86. Name one thing that turns your stomach:
Dog fights.

87. What was the last thing you paid for?
A Coke Zero from a vending machine.

88. Are you a coupon clipper?
Nope.

89. Get anything good in the mail recently?
Yeah—a food swap package! Awesome.

90. Which would you rather take as a gym class...dancing, sailing, karate, or bowling?
I’d be too embarrassed to take dancing, don’t care for bowling, and I’m sort of afraid of deep water, so I guess that leaves karate.

91. In Star Trek people 'beam' back and forth between different places. What this means is they stand in a little tube and their molecules are deconstructed and sent to another tube somewhere else where they are reassembled. Only problem is when the molecules are deconstructed the person is dead. When they are put back together it is only a clone that has all the dead person's memories. So...

Is the person who gets beamed the same person on both ends?
Well, I guess not really… unless the clones maintain the personality of their predecessor.  It’s not memories that make a person…

92. What insects are you afraid of?
Um, all of them. Literally. I can’t even handle butterflies or ladybugs.

93. If you could print any phrase on a T-shirt, what would it say?
Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

94. What's the most eccentric thing you have ever worn?
Those weird skirt-pants things that were popular when I was in 8^th grade.

95. If you could pick one food that you could eat all you wanted but it would have no effect on how much you weigh, what food would it be?
Omg mac&cheese.

96. What are your parents interested in?
They are wine aficionados.  

97. Have you ever caught an insect and kept it as a pet?
Ha, probably, back when I didn’t freak out about them.
Have you ever caught and tamed a wild animal?
No…

98. What is more helpful to you, wishes or plans?
More helpful? Plans—I feel like that’s obvious.

99. When do you feel your life energy the strongest?
Sometimes after I turn in an assignment, for some reason, I feel like everything in my life clicks and I’m proud of myself for doing so much.  It seems weird, but it’s true.

100. You are spending the night alone in the woods and may bring only 3 items with you. What do you bring?

A bug-proof tent, a book, and a snuggly blanket.